hi i'm collin im 16, nj, and i live off of microwavable mozzarella sticks
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This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down


hahaha son this bread is huge

Anonymous asked: god you are ADORABLE! Like seriously you must have every human being near and far right where you want them. Why does your faq only have like 2 things in it I want to know more about you :(

I haven’t really updated my blog in awhile but I’ll do it very soon!!!


How I spent my time at Pompeii today

one time my friends asked me if i wanted to hangout but instead of hanging out they secretly dragged me to a pyramid scheme seminar


This is what i spent a whole class doing


Looks like he found some amazing cereal



The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor