hi i'm collin im 17, nj, and i live off of microwavable mozzarella sticks
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jewelsbnkissed:

blessedwithgloriousbutt:

maycontainfeminists:

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

Wow never noticed this

nippled:

2009 me was very wary of akon

texasassy:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous asked: you look very sceptical of something...

what

evaded:

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

image

aka the purge

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.